Posted by: Rebecca A. Watson on: November 26, 2011
Before
“What are you doing now?”
“Are you going to college?”
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“Will you bring some wine for Thanksgiving?”
“Not that much.”
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“What’s wrong with you?”
“I miss you.”
Y’know that’s why everyone is uncomfortable around you.”
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“Do you like them better than us?”
“Why don’t you want to come home?”
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“I’m making turkey for the first time.”
“Mom made Aunt Sheryl answer the phone”
“He’s still not home.”
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“Your boobs have gotten bigger.”
“These ni**ers coming into my shop…the way they say sausage, I just can’t stand it.”
“Have another drink. You know, you’re welcome to stay overnight.”
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“Where are you going?”
“Why don’t you invite us?”
After
“If you want, you’re always welcome at our house.”
“How are you?”
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“The bread you baked looks amazing.”
“Let’s leave the kitchen. We can do the dishes later.”
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“Our neighbor is stopping in for dinner.”
“Alex, Dad’s renter is coming too.”
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“Wouldn’t it be great if there was a giant planet right in the sky? Bigger than the moon?”
“Palm trees are like giant, skinny pineapples.”
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“Can you teach me to crochet?”
“A friend picked these mushrooms.”
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“Don’t you wish that our planet had, like three moons?”
“Yeah, but then the ocean would be crazy.”
“You couldn’t surf.”
“Or live here.”
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“I love you.”
“I’m so proud of you.”